A. YES. A. YES WELCOME BACK. HAVE YOU EVER DONE SOMETHING STRANGE TO GET THE JOB DONE? LIKE TOOTHPASTE TO POLISH SILVER? DON’T LAUGH. I’VE DONE THAT. JOEY GREEN IS HERE. HE’S GOING TO SHOW US WACKY USES FOR CLEANING PRODUCTS.>>IT IS CALLED JOEY’S CLEANING MAGIC. IT IS PRODUCTS YOU ALREADY OWN. START WITH YOUR DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING. DO YOU WANT TO CLEAN IT? NORMALLY YOU PUT IT IN SOME JAR OF PINK WEIRD STUFF. INSTEAD, GRAB THE DENTURE CLEANSING TABLETS. DROP IT IN WATER, LET IT SIT, IT IS STRONG ENOUGH TO GET ALL OF THE GUNK AND TARTAR OFF DENTURES. A DIAMOND IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST SUBSTANCES. THIS WAY YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR DIAMONDS AND DENTURES. SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY. JENNIFER: NEXT TIME I CLEAN MY DENTURES, I’LL DO IT.>>MOST PEOPLE HAVE A BLUE BOTTLE TO CLEAN THE WINDOWS. A. YES STARTS WITH A W. WINDEX IS A GREAT PRODUCT. BUT TAKE VINEGAR. IT CLEANS THE WINDOW. IF YOU ARE LIKE ME AND YOU’VE BEEN BRAINWASHED, TWO DROPS OF BLUE FOOD COLORS. IT WON’T STAIN ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE CONVINCED IT IS WINDEX. JENNIFER: THE NEXT ONE. WHAT’S GOING ON?>>IF YOU ARE TRAVELING IN A STRANGE HOTEL ROOM, THE BEST IS THE DEODORANT STICK. YOU ARE LEFT WITH THE HOLLOW PLASTIC CANISTER. WHAT’S GREAT IS IT COMES UP SMELLING NICE AND MIDNIGHTY FRESH. ANOTHER GREAT PLACE IS IN A BOX OF TAMPAX TAMPONS. JUST TAKE ONE OF THEM OUT OF THE WRAPPER, I’M SORRY, TAKE THE WRAPPER OUT OF THE BOX. I’VE TAKEN A PAIR OF SCISSORS. NOW THE TUBE IS HOLLOW, TAKE YOUR MONEY, INSERT IT INTO THE HOLLOW END, BACK IN THE WRAPPER, WHAT CROOK IS GOING TO GO LOOKING THROUGH A BOX. MEN DON’T TOUCH THESE THINGS. JENNIFER: ALL RIGHT. SPAM.>>I’M GOING TO BE POLISHING FURNITURE TODAY AT 1:00 AND 3:00 WITH SPAM. YOU ARE GOING TO WANT TO SEE THIS. JENNIFER: WOW. OKAY PEPTO- ISMAL.>>WANT TO GIVE YOURSELF A FACIAL? PAINT IT ON YOUR FACE. IT IS A MUD MASK. IT ABSORBS THE OIL. YOU WASH IT OFF WITH WARM WATER WHICH OPENS THE PORES, FOLLOWED BY COOL WATER. IT CLOSES THE PORE. JENNIFER: AND THEN?>>I HAVE CORN CHIP HERES. I WAS DOING SOME CAMPING. IT RAINED CATS AND DOG. COULDN’T LIGHT IT ON FIRE. REACH IN YOUR BACKPACK AND GRAB A BAG OF DORITO HAS KINDLING. YOU LIGHT IT ON FIRE. THE REASON IS BECAUSE THEY ARE MADE FROM CRUSHED CORN. THEY ARE SATURATED WITH OIL. THEY WILL BURN LONG ENOUGH AND STRONG ENOUGH TO DRY WET FIREWOOD AND GET A CAMPFIRE GOING. JENNIFER: THIS IS THE BEST TIP EVER.>>IF YOU DON’T HAVE A FIREPLACE, POP IT OPEN. JENNIFER: IS IT ONLY DORITOS?>>LAY’S WILL WORK ALSO. ONCE YOU HAVE A BURNING BOW OF DORITOS, KEEP A BOX OF BAKING SODA. IF YOU POUR THIS OVER THE FLAMES — JENNIFER: YOU ARE A MAGICIAN. I DON’T WANT TO LET YOU GO.