Charlie… Charlie… Charlie! (Screams) Shut up, Puck! About time! Do you know how many times I had to sing that? I was this close to sending the National Guard. Why are you torturing us? You know why! I was sleeping, that’s all. Like you guys should both be doing. Well, my parents don’t love me so I can go to sleep whenever I want. Fine. But some of us need our beauty sleep. Pinky swear you won’t leave the house tonight. Charlie? Charlie, answer the man. This is the first storm since we agreed to hang it up. And we almost died last time. Okay! Okay! Just shut up. You can’t pinky swear over a walkie talkie, ignoramus. Yes you can! It means the same thing. You’re so dumb. Fine. Pinky swear. Pinky swear. Pinky swear. All right. Now leave me alone. I’m going back to sleep. Do you know what we get to do to you if you break the sacred oath of the pinky swear? I knew it! I knew it! Didn’t I tell you he was lying, Gus? Nope! You called it all right. Looks to me like we have a traitor on our hands. I’m not a traitor. Ah, yes you are. You know why I’m so excited? Rich! Get your pocket knife! This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me. Okay look, so I wanted to try one last time. Sue me. Maybe we will! My dad eats chums like you for breakfast. Don’t you know liars go to H-E-double-hockey-sticks? H-E-double-hockey-sticks Charlie! What’s the first rule of time travel? The very first rule? I know the rules and honestly, I don’t care. Are you a suicidal man? I’m dead serious. I don’t wanna drag you guys back in my mess again, okay! Look. We’re your best friends, Charlie. And that’s what best friends are for. All for one, one for all. United we stand. Divided we… (doors opens, screams) Are you guys making out? What?! What?! No! What is she doing here? Yeah, you are not allowed in here. Well, funny funny thing. It’s…um um uh. Care to explain? You didn’t tell them, Puck? Tell us what, Puck?! Eh…I… What? I invited her. What?! And you ask me if I know the rules? Last time I thought we could use an extra person! What’s with all this yarn? Well, we might as well tell her. No. No way. It’s bad enough that you guys are here. I’m not risking her life too. I can take care of myself. (Gasps) Look. Ew, where did you get this? Is it toilet water? Oh no she didn’t. You’re dead. (Screams) No! No! No! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Don’t start something you can’t finish. So beautiful. I’m always lost when you spray that. Okay? So why is it up here? His mom’s dead. That’s why he wants to go back so bad. I’m so sorry. It’s fine. So, what should we do about her? I don’t know. Puck. I won’t tell anyone about any of this. I promise. You know what? You know what? I believe her guys. I gotta say I really do. I think she’s…eh I think she’s very trustable. She’s got a very, eh, a very trustable look. You got a very trustable look. You know that? (Screams) Busted! What are you doing here Bobby? I told you, Bobby’s dead. All right. It’s Bruiser now. How many people did you tell? One! Liar! H-E-double-hockey-sticks! Liar! Tell that to blabbermouth over here. Do you think I told this Neanderthal where I was going? You probably told the entire universe the second I told you that we had a time machine. (Laughs) Time machine? Okay, let’s go. No! No! I’m not going anywhere with you. Yes you are. Okay? No no no no. Mom put me in charge. You have to do whatever I say. All Right. Now, let’s go. Okay look, we don’t have time for this. All right. Look, I don’t care if you think we’re crazy or not, but this time machine works and only if we do it right now. The storm isn’t going to last all night. Why do you want a storm? Huh? So we can hear you freaks killing my sister? Now Mr. Bruiser. I’ve been called lot of names in my lifetime. Obnoxious. Flatfooted. (In unison) A heart attack waiting to happen. Did someone call me flatfooted? Well, okay, let’s see. Most of them. Most of them I repeat are true. But. I. Ain’t. A murderer. All right. All right. Look. The time machine needs a power source available in any time. Any era. In our case we have wh… (In unison) Lighting. We jinxed! We’re perfect for each other. Can I go back 30 BC to see Cleopatra? No sorry, it doesn’t work like that. It’s not like Back to the Future. We can’t control when or where it takes us to. Maggs. Why are you entertaining this? Huh? I mean, even if this works, which it won’t. (In unison) It will! It won’t, all right. What if it spits you out in front of some like giant T-Rex. that just wants to just… (Screeches) to rip your bushy eyebrows off! Call them bushy one more time. You’re coming with me and that’s final. She’s coming. with us. What are you gonna do, huh? Nerf me to death? I won’t have to. (Bang) Woah! I lied, Mister. (Dog squealing) Just a little rain, Sunny. Go back to sleep. What are you doing here? You’re gonna wake him up. Okay. Woo. I think I got everything. We got to adjust this. You might want to find something to grab onto. Eh, excuse me, just gonna, excuse me! Pardon me over here. Okay. Let’s go find my mom. Sunny! Charlie! Sunny!