APPLAUSE A very good evening to you. I’m Richard Osman
and this is the House Of Games. All week I’ve been joined by
four celebrities, and all week they’ve been battling
it out for this trophy over here. We’re onto Thursday. Who’s playing
this week? Kate Humble. Ivo Graham. Andi Oliver. And Phill Jupitus. APPLAUSE That’s Phill Jupitus.
Three wins in a row, sir. I know. My mother is looking
at the television aghast. She saying,
“I didn’t raise this boy.” I know. “Where was he
during his O Levels?” Andi Oliver. Yes.
You did great yesterday. I did all right. I didn’t come last. Day by day,
you’re learning in every way. That’s nice, isn’t it?
Which is all I strive for, really. Ivo, Phill has won three days in a
row. He’s won three prizes as well. He’s won a fondue set,
he’s won an apron, and you won a bottle of
House Of Games sparkling wine. Indeed. Which the people
in the Hazmat suits have got now. Shall we take a look at today’s
prizes? Not too bothered. Ivo, you’re going to
win one of these. There is a Richard Osman doll there. There’s binoculars. There’s a towel. There is a…
That’s a shoe horn. Hello! And we’ve also got a stick of rock
there, and look at that. House Of Games… Wow.
..stick of rock. That show horn’s got your name
all over it. Yeah. Kate. Yes. It was really close
yesterday. Not close enough. The last two,
you’ve all been close to them. What can we do today to get a
different name on that leaderboard? Kill Phill.
Kill Phill. The well-known film. Let’s take a look at the weekly
leaderboard, see where we stand. Two days to go. Don’t forget,
Friday is double points Friday. Andi and Kate in third
with 5 points. Ivo, you have 9 points.
Phill out in front there on 12. Not unassailable
but very impressive nonetheless. Shall we get on with Thursday’s
House Of Games? Yes. OK. The first game today is… You see what we’ve done there,
we’ve taken the words House Of Games we’ve changed one letter
to make it Mouse Of Games. Which would be a very different
show. On this round, we’re taking four Shakespearean plays and we’re changing the titles
by one letter. We’re going to give you a synopsis
of this ridiculous new play and you have to tell us what it is.
Oh. Kate, we’ll start with you. OK. We changed the word by one letter.
What is the play? What is the new play we’ve created? What is that play? Uh, A Midsummer Night’s Bream. I think it might be.
Is it Midsummer Night’s Bream? Of course it is. There you go. You see how it works? Ivo, here is your Shakespeare play.
We changed one letter of the title. Here’s the new synopsis. I believe that that is the
well-known and much-loved play Twelfth Fight.
Is it Twelfth Fight? He’s only right. Twelfth Fight.
Well done, Ivo. Andi. Yes. Let’s have a look,
shall we? See if you know this one. It’s Rodeo and Juliet. Rodeo and Juliet is the right
answer. Well played, Andi. APPLAUSE Phill, here is your
Shakespeare play. Yes. Change one letter of the title. It’s heartening to see how much
Phill enjoys this round. King Liar. King Liar. Is that the right answer? It is indeed. Well done. Kate. We’ve now changed the titles
of Carry On films by one letter. What is this new Carry On film,
please, Kate? Ooh. Um… No. I’m going to have to,
annoyingly, hand it over. We’re going to time you out. Anyone else? Phill Jupitus. Carry On Norse. Carry On Norse. ANDI: Is there a Carry On Nurse?
There is a Carry On Nurse. I thought there was only Carry On
Doctor and I couldn’t work out… Ivo, here’s yours. Yes, all right. Sniggers from the camera operators. The crew know it. Carry On… Carry On Ducking. I can’t… I can’t give it to you.
Carry On Duck. I’ll give you Carry On Duck.
I will just about give you that. It’s Carry On… The original?
Carry On Dick. Carry On Dick. After Dick Turpin.
It’s highwayman. Oh, the highwayman. Andi, here’s yours. I think I might…
I might be able to guess this one. I…really…
Carry On Moggy. I don’t know. It’s not, I’m afraid. BUZZER
That’s Phill, I’m afraid. Carry On Tabby. Carry On Tabby. Oh, is there a Carry On Cabby?
Absolutely. Well done, Phill. APPLAUSE And, Phill, you are last
on this round. Here is your Carry On film
with one letter changed. Oh. That’s very good. I can’t wait to hear what it is. Shall we time you out?
Yeah, you have to. I can’t… Anyone else fancy it?
I’m going to guess. Can I guess? Yeah, of course can. Carry On Chirac. It’s not, I’m afraid.
Wrong president. Instead of Carry On Matron,
it’s Carry On Macron. Macron. Emmanuel Macron.
Very good. Very well done if you got Carry On Macron at home.
I was thinking historical. Shall we take a look at the scores
at the end of that round? You guys don’t like your Carry Ons,
apart from Phill. Loves them. Let’s see where we are. Andi and Kate,
you both have 1 point. Ivo, you have 2.
Out there in the lead, Phill Jupitus with 3 points. APPLAUSE Let’s take a look at
what our next round is going to be on Thursday’s House Of Games. A team game. Now, usually, the person in last
place gets to choose their partner. Kate and Andi, you both have one
point. Andi, Kate choose yesterday. Would you like to choose?
Shall we just stay as we are? Stay with Phill. Less energy. LAUGHTER I was going to move. That’s the spirit.
That Thursday night… There’s nothing
that warms the heart… LAUGHTER ..of one of Andi Oliver’s
partners in a quiz, like geographical pragmatism. That’s
like every marriage out there. “Shall we just stay where we are? “It’s less energy, isn’t it?”
Oh! “Less energy.” Stop. Truth jokes! Stop it. This is called You Complete Me. I’m going to ask you
a series of questions. Every answer has two words in it,
OK? If you buzz in, you just give me the first word
of the answer, please. Your partner has to provide
the second word. Here is your first question. BUZZER Yes, Phill. The. The is the right first word. Shining. Shining.
Is that the correct answer? It is indeed. Well done,
Andi and Phill. The Shining. THEY LAUGH Nice. Good teamwork.
Here’s your next question. BUZZER
Ivo. Sheffield. Sheffield is
the correct first word. What’s the correct second word,
Kate? I know nothing about football.
United. Oh! Is she right, Ivo? She’s absolutely right.
Absolutely right. Well done. Who is this, please? BUZZER
Yes, Ivo. Stanley. Stanley. Kate? You’re going to kill… Is it…?
I’m not going to kill anyone. To be fair, that’s the sort of thing that someone who’s going to kill
someone would say. Is it Turturro? Stanley…? Turturro. Oh, it’s not Turturro, I’m afraid.
You can buzz in if you want. BUZZER
Andi. Tucci. Stanley Tucci. You’re right, it is
Stanley Tucci. Well played. APPLAUSE What is this song, please? UPBEAT GUITAR RIFF BUZZER
Yes, Ivo. Love. Kate. Shack.
Is it Love Shack? It is indeed. Love Shack. Well done.
Very good. Good round from everyone so far.
Good stuff. Here’s your next one. BUZZER
Phill. Apollo. Apollo is the right first word. Andi, what do we think? 13. Apollo 13. It is not, I’m afraid. BUZZER Ivo. 9. Is it 9? It is not 9. Phill? No, you don’t get a point.
It’s 10. Apollo 10. Is that the right answer?
Is that you said at home? Apollo 10. Sorry. That was a tough one.
That’s a tough one to be left with. No points to anyone there.
What is this song? TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS BUZZER
Oh, Ivo. Born. Kate? Oh, look at them,
both poised on the buzzers. The ravers.
Look at those two. Those two have seen a few warehouses
in their time. LAUGHTER Laughing way too hard. No? I’m just going to
have to guess. Uh… Again. Born Again? It’s not. Good guess. BUZZER
Phill. Slippy. Born Slippy by Underworld
is the right answer. Well played. APPLAUSE Final question of this round. It’s been a great round so far.
He’s your last one. BUZZER
Yes, Kate. Sulphuric. It’s not sulphuric, I’m afraid. BUZZER
Phill. Sulphur. Sulphur. Is wrong as well, I’m afraid. Let’s take a look at the answer. Hydrogen sulphide. You learn something new every day. Let’s take a look at the scores
at the end of round two. 3 points for Kate.
Ivo and Andi have 4. He’s won three in a row,
is he going to win four in a row? Our leader, Phill, with 6 points. APPLAUSE Let’s move straight along,
shall we, with round three? And today that’s going to be… Now… Let me explain this to you. In this round, I’m going to read out
a series of questions but I am going to read them out backwards and I need you to give
the answer backwards as well. OK? So buzzers on fingers, everybody.
Yes. Aha! BUZZER Kate. Brown Gordon. Is that the right answer?
It’s not, I’m afraid. Ivo. Major John. Major John.
Is that the right answer? Absolutely right. APPLAUSE Which UK Prime Minister
preceded Tony Blair? John Major. Here’s your next one. BUZZER
Yes, Kate. Lumpur Kuala. Lumpur Kuala? Is the right answer. Well done. APPLAUSE OK. Song this of title the is what? MUSIC PLAYS BACKWARDS BUZZER Graham Ivo. Black in Back. Is that the right answer? Let’s listen to it forwards. MUSIC: Back in Black
by AC/DC Well done. Back in Black. Question next. BUZZER
Yes, Kate. Uh…Horses… ..and Fools Only. Is the right answer. Very well done. APPLAUSE That’s a stressful time, isn’t it? That’s a great rule as well. For any establishment. Song this of title the is what? MUSIC PLAYS BACKWARDS Shall I give you a clue?
It’s by Girls Spice The. Oh, oh! BUZZER
Ivo. 1 Become 2. Shall we listen to it
right way round? # I need some love
like I never needed love before… # APPLAUSE Question next. BUZZER Yes, Ivo. Jump Long. Greg Rutherford,
what metal did he win? Long Jump. Jump Long is
the right answer. Very good. This is all you needed all along, was to have to say answers
backwards. It’s very impressive. Here’s your next question. BUZZER Yes, Ivo. Messi Lionel. Messi Lionel is the right answer.
Well done. Lionel Messi. Question final. I’m quite bad.
I’m really bad at this. BUZZER
Yes, Ivo. Arc of Joan. It is Arc of Joan. Joan of Arc.
Well done. Which military heroine
of 15th century France was made a saint in 1920? Well, that’s the end of that. And that went very well
for Ivo Graham, didn’t it? Graham Ivo.
I liked that round, Richard. It spoke to me. I should’ve said Humble Kate
more often than I did, as well. After that round, let’s take
a look at the scores. Andi, you have 4.
Kate, you have 5. Phill, you have 6.
A 4 point lead, Ivo Graham! How about that?
We’re back in forward motion now. Yeah, unfortunately,
it’s now all forwards. Could be yours. Round four
on Thursday’s House Of Games. What is it going to be?
I never know. They never know. We’ll find out
when we press this button. I’m going to ask you all a question. There will be
four multiple choice answers. One will be the correct answer. The other three will be fake answers
written by your opponents. OK? You get a point if you get the right
answer. You’ll give your opponent the point, though, if you choose
their answer by mistake. OK? Great. You look happy, Ivo.
I’m so excited about this one. I put everything into my fake
answers for this. Oh, really? OK. Good, good, good. Kate,
shall we start with you? OK. OK. Here’s your question
and your four answers. Oh, God. Who played the drums with
Rick Astley performing that song at Bestival? I’d have loved it
to have been Mary Berry. But I don’t think it’s very likely.
I’d love it if it was Mary Berry. It’d be just brilliant. Phill Collins, obviously,
quite good on drums. Jet from Gladiators.
I kind of have no idea who that is. Diane Youdale. Oh. I think it was Vic Reeves.
You think Vic Reeves? Yeah. Let’s see. There’s three fake
answers, there’s one real answer. Have you picked out the real answer? You have not. Let’s firstly find out
what was the real answer. No way! No way! Shut up! Oh, my… I thought one of
you… I felt sure that was Ivo. I thought, “I bet Ivo’s
written Mary Berry.” No. Wow. Amazing. But you’ve just given a point
to whoever wrote Vic Reeves. Who wrote Vic Reeves? Ah, Phill Jupitus takes a point.
Well done. Quite plausible. Andi, what did you write?
Phill Collins. And Ivo? I wrote Jet from Gladiators.
OK. Phill, you win a point there
and, Ivo, it’s your question. Won the Ig Nobel Prize for what?
It’s sort of the prize they give every year for the sort
of… Not the most flippant science but science that you sort of… It’s kind of the opposite
of a Nobel Prize. I slightly missed, as we were going through the
question, the Ig Nobel Prize. I didn’t realise that
it was a silly thing. Yes. So I was immediately going for ducks
feel shame cos it’s the only one that might be a serious thing,
even though it’s quite silly. But now that it’s for silly things,
it could really be any of them. So, you’ve got… I’m still going to go with
my first instinct that it’s that ducks feel shame. Let’s see. Ivo, have you
scored yourself a point? Is that what he won
the Ig Nobel Prize for? Was it that ducks feel shame? No, it is not. Firstly, let’s take a look at what
the real answer is. Toast, innit? Oh, it’s knuckles. Cracking knuckles
does not cause arthritis. So who wrote that ducks feel shame? Phill again. I’ve given Phill a point!
The last thing I wanted to do! Rinsing this round. Who wrote the
slapping a chicken thing? I think I might have
gone for that. Oh, me. And buttered toast have been you,
Kate. It was. Phill, this is going well,
isn’t it, so far? It’s an interesting format.
Isn’t it just? Andi, time for you now. Oh. Here’s your question.
Four answers. One of them is real, three of them have been made up. George Lucas, father to baby girl…
Venice isn’t really a landmark, exactly. It’s lovely, though. It’s a sort of popular tourist
destination. Yeah, it’s a place. Yeah, it’s a place. I’m going to go with Everest. You’re going to go with Everest. Let’s take a look. Is that
the correct answer, for a point? It is the correct answer.
Well played. Kate, what did you write? Rushmore.
That’s really good. But a bit boysy. It is quite boysy. Good name. Yeah. Thanks. Ivo, what did you write? Parthenon. Oh! I became unable to think of any other landmarks. And, Phill? Venice. He’s from California. Venice Beach. His basis is… I thought you might think, “Perhaps she was conceived there.” Yeah. Phill, one for you now, sir, as we finish this round. Here’s your
question. You’ve got four answers. One is real, three have been
written by your opponents. One of these is true. So one of those
is the literal translation of the Chinese word for kangaroo. They’re all delightful.
They are delightful. Only one of them is true.
They’re very, very pleasing. Bag rat I’m very fond of. I’m going to go with jumping mouse.
Going to go jumping mouse. What do you think at home?
What’s the literal translation of the Chinese word for kangaroo? Phill, have you scored yourself
a point with jumping mouse? You have not. I think I know this one. I think the answer is bag rat. Yeah, bag rat, there you go. First time I’ve known something
on this show. So you’ve given a point to
one of your opponents. Who wrote jumping mouse? Andi Oliver. Well played. Very nicely done. Giant leaping rat? That was me. That was Kate. And jumps with baby? That was me. That was you, Ivo. Adorable. Love that one. That is the end of round four. We have one round to go
on Thursday’s House Of Games. Let’s take a look at the scores. Oh, look at this. Kate, you have 5. Andi, 6. Phill, 8. 2-point lead,
Ivo Graham with 10 points. APPLAUSE Our final round, as ever, is… Ivo, 2-point lead. Is that
going to be enough? Not enough. No. Anyone could still win this,
so don’t forget, in this round, a point for a correct answer,
point off for an incorrect answer. Going to show you a picture.
Clue underneath it. Smash the answers together. Very best of luck to everybody.
Your first category is… We’re going to show you a picture.
There’ll be clue underneath. Smash the answers together. Best of luck
to everybody. Here’s your first one. BUZZER Yes. That is Ivo. Um, er… New Order of… N… Uh… New… I’m going to… New Orderdabritey… LAUGHTER I think that’s the definition of
I’m going to have to time you out. Anybody else want to have a go?
That’s a 2-point swing right there. Yes, Phill. New Order of the British Empire. Is roughly what you were
trying to say, Ivo, but Phill put it very nicely.
New order of the British Empire. Oh, Ivo! You had all the words. OBE stands
for Order of the British Empire. It’s Officer of the
Order of the British Empire. I got confused by the officer. You’re thinking the officer…
Officer of the British Empire. Shall I tell you someone who didn’t
get confused? Phill Jupitus. Old Captain Smash. LAUGHTER One question in and the lead’s gone. One question in! I’m so scared of him.
Come on, come on, you can… You can do this. You can do this. Oh, lordy, Here is your next one.
Who are this band and what’s the answer to this clue? BUZZER
Yes, Phill. The Curethra. Is it The Curethra? It is. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Here’s your third ’80s band. BUZZER
That is Kate. Yazoo…pla. Is incorrect, I’m afraid.
BUZZER Phill. He’s beaten Ivo
to the buzzer. Yazoolander. Yazoolander is right. I thought I’d got you in there. I’m so sorry. Here’s your next category. The pictures will be bones.
There’ll be a clue underneath. Smash them together, please. BUZZER Yes, Phill. Pelvis Costello. The pelvis. It’s Elvis Costello.
It is Pelvis Costello. LAUGHTER It’s just the way your brain works,
isn’t it? Here is your next one. BUZZER
Yes, Ivo. Ribsen. Is it Ribsen? Is it ribs and Ibsen? It is indeed. Well done. APPLAUSE That’s a classy one to get.
Thank you. Here’s your next bone. BUZZER Yes, Phill. Skullswater.
Is it Skullswater? Is it skull and Ullswater? It is skull and Ullswater.
Skullswater. APPLAUSE Here’s your next category. Those will be the pictures.
There’ll be clues underneath. BUZZER
Yes, Kate. Sarah Lancashire hotpot. Is that the right answer?
Absolutely is. Sarah Lancashire, Lancashire hotpot. KLAXON BLARES That is the end of the round. It’s the end of Thursday’s
House Of Games. THEY LAUGH As usual… As usual, we went into that
final round with Ivo in the lead. You’re like one of those teams that
plays a lot of possession football. They keep the ball
and lose 7-0. Ivo’s been in the lead most of
the week. He’s yet to win, though. Have you won today, though, Ivo?
You never know. I obviously haven’t won. You were winning, weren’t you?
2 points clear. Yeah. Weren’t you? Yeah. Let’s see. Phill won on Monday. Phill won
on Tuesday. Phill won on Wednesday. Who’s won Thursday’s House Of Games?
Is it Ivo? It’s Phill Jupitus. Phill has won. APPLAUSE Phill, you won a fondue set.
You have won an apron. You have won some sparkling
Belarussian wine. What are you going to win today?
What prize would you like? Stick of rock? Binoculars. Oh, I’ll take the rock. Oh, lovely! I’m glad someone did. Some House Of Games rock. Lovely.
Well done, Phill. Congratulations. So, that’s another day done. Shall we take a look at
the weekly leaderboard? Phill’s going to be
at the top of it. That we know. Tomorrow is double points Friday,
don’t forget. Kate, you have 6. Andi, 7. Ivo, 12. Phill, 16. Ivo, you can catch him tomorrow. Been an absolute pleasure, as it’s
been all week. I’ll see you here for the final time tomorrow. We’ll see you here as well
on the House Of Games. APPLAUSE Is that nice? It’s…
Oh, it tastes like victory. LAUGHTER